YOU'VE QUIETLY STOPPED EATING THINGS YOU LOVE. NOBODY DECIDED THAT YOU JUST KEPT SUBTRACTING.
The Goal Isn't A Stricter Diet. It's Getting The List Back. Thirty Minutes To Find Out Why It Grew.
A private call with Pooja Patade of Yog Kimaya 7 years, 500+ people. She'll look at your specific situation, identify the likely root behind the acidity and bloating, and give you one thing you can start today. Refunded if you get nothing useful.
30 private minutes with Pooja · refunded if you don't get one useful, doable insight
Who Is This For?
Is This Call Right For You?
✓ Book this if:
You wake up heavy and bloated most mornings, before you've eaten anything.
There's acidity after most meals, and you've started planning your day around it.
Your bowel movement never feels complete, and it colours the whole day.
By evening you're finished and you've been blaming work, age or sleep for years.
✗ Also not for you if:
You want to stop your prescribed medication. Never do that on the advice of a page or a coach this can sit alongside, and any change is a conversation with your doctor.
You want a quick fix for one bad week. This is about a pattern that's been running for years.
You want a PDF diet chart. You've had those, and they're why you're still here.
Life coaches don't need this but life coaches, teachers, homemakers, working professionals and anyone who's been quietly managing their gut for years, do.
30 private minutes with Pooja · refunded if you don't get one useful, doable insight
Why The Relief Never Lasts
You have already tried. Antacids, diet charts, home remedies, apps. So what is
actually keeping the cycle going?
Antacids Were Designed To Settle, Not Solve
They do exactly what they're meant to do an hour of relief, no claim to be more. The problem isn't that they failed. It's that a settling tool has been used as a solving tool for years.
Every Diet Chart Was Written For Everybody
Same list, same forbidden foods regardless of your day, your family's kitchen, or what's actually going on with you. It half-worked, then fell apart the first busy week.
Every Approach You Tried Used One Tool
Someone gave you yoga. Someone gave you a diet. Someone gave you a churna. A pattern with several contributors doesn't respond well to a single tool.
You don't need another list of things to stop. You need one person to look at your specific situation, work out what's most likely driving it, and start putting things back.
Thirty minutes to stop managing and start looking.
What Happens On The Call?
30 minutes, one to one with Pooja. Zero fluff. All clarity.
1 · A Personal Look At Your Situation
Not general advice about gut health. Your meals, timings, sleep, stress, routine, and what you've already tried.
2 · What's Most Likely Driving It
A clear read on the probable root food patterns, stress, timing, habits explained so you can follow the reasoning.
3 · One Thing You Can Start Today
Not a twelve-point regime you'll abandon by Thursday the single change most likely to make a difference for you.
You will walk out of this call knowing exactly what's likely driving it, and the one thing to change first starting today.
Thirty minutes to stop managing and start looking.
Real Stories, Real Foods Back
Seven years. 500+ people taught and guided. Many still in touch years later.
30 private minutes with Pooja · refunded if you don't get one useful, doable insight
Meet Pooja Patade
Yog Kimaya - Root Cause, Not Quick Fix.
500+
People
4.8/5
Rate
She has heard all of these:
❌ "I wake up feeling heavy and bloated every single morning."
❌"There's acidity after almost every meal, so I've started avoiding foods I love."
❌ "My bowel movement is never complete — it's uncomfortable all day."
❌ "I'm tired of popping antacids. They work for an hour and it's back."
❌ "I've tried so many things and nothing gives lasting relief."
Four approaches, chosen for the situation: yoga · naturopathy · Ayurveda · food and lifestyle habits. Most people in this space have one tool, so every problem gets interpreted through it. Pooja works across four and picks the combination your situation actually calls for.
Personal, not a template: no exported PDF, no standard chart. The plan is built around what you actually eat, what your family cooks, and how much time you genuinely have.
And she'll tell you to see a doctor when you should. She isn't a doctor and doesn't pretend to be. She'd rather lose the booking than be the reason somebody waited.
The Yog Kimaya Gut Reset
Nothing is sold on this page. If it makes sense at the end of the call, Pooja will explain the programme and if it doesn't, she won't.
STAGE 1 — ASSESS & RESET
Find the root, then start gently
Root-cause assessment your food, stress and lifestyle triggers, no guessing
Gentle reset & cleanse food-based and supportive, nothing extreme, nothing fasted for days
Result: A clear reason, and a gentle start.
STAGE - 2
Build the daily habits that hold
Targeted yoga & belly practices specific asanas and massage, built for busy schedules
Ayurvedic support & strengthening traditional guidance for digestion and energy over time
Result: Practices you'll actually keep.
STAGE - 3
Make it hold after the programme ends
Lifestyle lock-in simple daily habits designed around a busy schedule
Support & accountability community and check-ins, where every previous attempt broke
Result: A pattern that doesn't reset every year.
Also included: a recorded yoga library · a gut-friendly meal and recipe guide · natural remedy and belly-massage tutorials · a private community · session replays.
Her guarantee: "Follow the steps, and if you don't feel a genuine improvement in your digestion, I'll personally work with you until you do."
30 private minutes with Pooja · refunded if you don't get one useful, doable insight
She Takes A Limited Number Of These Each Week
Book a slot, and answer a few short questions first what your mornings feel like, what happens after meals, how long it's been going on, what you've already tried, anything a doctor has told you. Pooja reads these before you speak, which is why the thirty minutes go on your situation, not on background and it's how she spots anything that should go to a doctor first.
30 private minutes with Pooja · refunded if you don't get one useful, doable insight
Everything Included In Today's Call
Total value of this call:
30-minute personal call with Pooja ₹2,000
A clear read on what's likely driving it Included
One thing you can start today Included
🎁 7-Day Gut Reset Starter Guide (PDF) ₹499
🎁 5 Yoga Poses for Bloating Relief (video) ₹399
🎁 Personalised "Foods to Eat / Avoid" chart ₹599
TOTAL REAL VALUE: ₹3,497
Your Investment Today:
₹9/-
30 private minutes with Pooja · refunded if you don't get one useful, doable insight
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